Meet Rhyme: The Doberman puppy, Wiggle-Butt Wonder of the West!

Are you looking for just a little responsibility in your life? Like, say... raising a turbo-charged toddler with teeth for the next 10 to 15 years? Congratulations, we have the perfect opportunity for you! Introducing Rhyme, a 4-week-old black and rust Doberman princess who is 6 pounds of pure cuteness and 600 pounds of potential chaos. 

She’s got the looks, the sass, the wiggles, and absolutely no idea where the bathroom is. That's right — potty training is still a distant dream. But think of all the bonding moments you’ll share as you follow her around with paper towels, saying things like “No ma’am, not on the rug!” and “Why are you peeing while making eye contact with me?!”

Rhyme is a working dog by breed and an HR department’s worst nightmare by nature. She doesn’t want a 9-to-5 job — she wants a 5-to-9 (as in, 5 a.m. zoomies to 9 p.m. fetch marathons). She will need daily physical and mental stimulation or she will turn your house into her personal crafting studio using only throw pillows, socks, and drywall.

Requirements for applying:

• Fenced yard – Not “I stand outside with her” or “We go to the dog park.” We're talking Fort Knox with grass. No exceptions.

• Stable home – If your idea of “stable” is living in a van with your 3 raccoons named Steve, this ain’t gonna work.

• Crate training – Because even tiny dictators need time-outs.

• Formal obedience training – Sit, stay, and don't chew the Wi-Fi router will not teach themselves.

• Socialization – Doggy daycare, playdates, coffee with friends (okay, puppuccinos). Rhyme is cute now, but we want her to be a well-mannered lady when she’s 70 pounds of sass with eyebrows.

Fun things you can look forward to with Rhyme:

• Agility classes where she’ll make YOU look uncoordinated

• Hiking trails she’ll pretend she discovered

• Learning fun tricks like “high five” and “open the fridge, steal cheese”

• Being the neighborhood’s most stylish pup in her custom harness and attitude

• Cuddles, kisses, and deeply meaningful eye contact while she sits on your foot (forever)

Rhyme is looking for a committed, active, dog-savvy home that understands the Doberman breed and will treat her like the working royal she is. If you're ready to laugh, love, and probably cry (a little), apply to be Rhyme's ride-or-die today. Because behind every great dog… is a human cleaning up poop with a smile. ❤️ Ready to join your world by end of June!

United Doberman Rescue: where the dogs are spicy, the bios are sassy, and the adopters are legendary. www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

All potential adopters must fill out  the adoption application. Please read our adoption policies page in its entirety before filling out application-failure to do so may delay the adoption process. Please answer all questions on the application, failure to do so may result in your application being denied. We do not adopt on a first come first serve basis but what is the best fit for our dogs.  We do give preference to homes with fenced yards. Puppies must live in homes with fenced yards. Those with no fencing must have a plan in place for daily activity and bathroom breaks for adult dogs. With the exception of Meet and Greets, y ou will not be able to meet our adoptable animals until the adoption application is submitted online and the home visit is completed. We will not place adult rescue dogs in homes with young children under 6 years old, with the exception of puppies 6 months and under, we will adopt to families with children under 6 years old, but a fenced yard is mandatory. Our dogs must live indoors with their humans and never left outdoors alone or in a kennel or yard unattended. You must be willing to use a crate and sign up for formal obedience classes. You must be 21 and own your home. We will not adopt outside of the USA. We will not ship our dogs. We will not adopt to anyone charged or convicted of animal abuse, child abuse, any type of felony.   

  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org