Meet Archie – Tiny Dog, Big Vibes, Legendary Aiming Skills

(Min Pin/Chihuahua Mix | 16 lbs of Pure Sass | Age: Delightfully Adult | Energy: Pocket Rocket)

If you’ve ever wanted a dog who is equal parts snuggler, goofball, and professional tree-marker, allow us to introduce: Archie.

This little man is 16 pounds of confidence, brains, and pure comedic genius. He’s what we like to call a “fun-size alpha with a PhD in cleverness and a minor in mischief.” He’s sweet as pie, smart as heck, and has mastered the fine art of looking adorable while trying to out-pee a Great Dane.

Archie’s Signature Move: The High Pee Challenge™
This boy stands on his tippy toes and lifts his leg like he's watering a tree on Mount Everest. It’s not about function. It’s about form. It’s about flair. It’s about showing the big dogs who’s boss without ever raising his voice. We don’t make the rules—Archie does.

Smarty Pants Certified:

• Navigates the doggy door like a seasoned escape artist

• Knows how to charm humans with the perfect head tilt

• Has a sixth sense for snack crinkles

• Might be coding apps in his sleep, not sure

Dog Stuff? He’s into it.
Walks? Yes.
Snuggles? Oh yeah.
Sunbathing like he’s on a tiny chaise lounge in Malibu? Every dang day.
He fits right in with other dogs and knows how to make himself at home without causing drama. Just vibes, cuddles, and the occasional comedy set.

Snuggle Level: Olympic
Archie is elite in the art of being cozy. He’s the perfect size to burrow into blankets, curl up in your lap, or mysteriously disappear into a throw pillow pile until you hear him softly snoring. He believes in love, loyalty, and premium napping conditions.

Archie’s Life Motto:

“If you can’t be the tallest, pee the highest.” ✨

He’s looking for his forever people – the kind who appreciate a witty little sidekick with legs like chopsticks and a heart of gold. Bonus if you have a fenced yard, squishy dog bed, or a strong appreciation for bathroom-based athleticism.

Ready to laugh every day and love even harder?
Apply to adopt Archie today at www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

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All potential adopters must fill out  the adoption application. Please read our adoption policies page in its entirety before filling out application-failure to do so may delay the adoption process. Please answer all questions on the application, failure to do so may result in your application being denied. We do not adopt on a first come first serve basis but what is the best fit for our dogs.  We do give preference to homes with fenced yards. Puppies must live in homes with fenced yards. Those with no fencing must have a plan in place for daily activity and bathroom breaks for adult dogs. With the exception of Meet and Greets, y ou will not be able to meet our adoptable animals until the adoption application is submitted online and the home visit is completed. We will not place adult rescue dogs in homes with young children under 6 years old, with the exception of puppies 6 months and under, we will adopt to families with children under 6 years old, but a fenced yard is mandatory. Our dogs must live indoors with their humans and never left outdoors alone or in a kennel or yard unattended. You must be willing to use a crate and sign up for formal obedience classes. You must be 21 and own your home. We will not adopt outside of the USA. We will not ship our dogs. We will not adopt to anyone charged or convicted of animal abuse, child abuse, any type of felony.   

  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org