Sir Lars the Legendary  Doberman Puppy
Black & Rust Doberman | Male | 14 Weeks Old | Kibble-Crunching Future Icon

Salutations, noble humans.
I am Lars—black and rust, dashing as ever, 14 weeks young, and no longer a helpless baby. I’m officially a toddler with muscles and an attitude, and I’ve upgraded from gruel to hardcore kibble (because real kings eat crunchy). I’m still very much a puppy... just now with stronger legs, sharper teeth, and more refined opinions on where your socks should be (hint: in my mouth).

I have big dreams. I’m talking best-dog-ever level goals. I want to be someone’s right-paw companion, their emotional support goofball, their protector, their shadow, and possibly their personal trainer (lots of sprints to retrieve things I stole).

My Current Life Includes:

• Chewing: My teeth are coming in, and they are angry. I must chew. Chewing keeps the demons away.

• Potty training: Going well, thanks for asking! Occasionally I forget because I was thinking about world domination. Please clap when I get it right. I crave praise.

• Pants-chasing Olympics: If you walk past me in loose-fitting clothes, that’s on you.

• Zoomies: I am speed. I am chaos. I am the blur that just knocked over your laundry basket.

I Am Smart. Like, Suspiciously Smart.

I’m watching everything. Learning fast. If you teach me with treats, I will be your A+ student. Obedience training? Bring it. Puzzle toys? Let’s go. I’m basically a furry honors student with a teething issue.

But don’t be fooled—I’m also a love sponge. I want to curl up in your lap (yes, all of me), fall asleep to the sound of your voice, and follow you into the bathroom like it’s the most important mission of my life. (It is.)

Why Adopt Lars?

• Because I’m the perfect combo of handsome, hilarious, and heart-melting.

• Because you deserve a dog who treats you like the sun and the snack drawer.

• Because I will turn every walk into a parade and every car ride into a royal tour.

• And because behind all the wild zoomies and sock heists… I’m just a baby boy who wants a human to believe in me.

Adopting me means signing up for training, patience, chewed slippers, surprise kisses, and a lifetime of love from a Doberman who’s ready to be epic.

Lars. 14 weeks old. All heart. Mild menace. Maximum potential.

Apply now. Let’s build an empire of obedience, belly rubs, and glory—together. www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

United Doberman Rescue Adoption Process

1. Application Submission: Complete the adoption application thoroughly. Incomplete applications may be denied.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
2. We are 100% volunteer, please read adoption requirements BEFORE reaching out to us. 
3. Home Visit: A volunteer will schedule a home visit to assess the environment and discuss your expectations. All household members, including children, must be present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
4. Veterinary Reference Check: Provide contact information for your current veterinarian. All existing pets must be spayed/neutered, current on vaccinations, and on heartworm preventative.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
5. Meeting Dogs: Once approved, you'll have the opportunity to meet adoptable dogs in their foster homes. If you have a resident dog, consult with the foster about bringing them along.
6. Adoption Finalization: If a suitable match is found, you'll sign an adoption contract and pay the adoption fee. Due to COVID-19 precautions, same-day adoptions are currently permitted.

 Key Adoption Policies

• Age Requirement: Adopters must be at least 21 years old and reside in the home where the dog will live.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• WE do NOT ship our dogs ever!!!
• Children: Adult dogs are not placed in homes with children under 6 years old. Puppies may be considered for such homes if a fenced yard is present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• Living Arrangements: Dogs must live indoors and not be left unattended outdoors.
• Training Commitment: Adopters should be prepared to continue training and socialization. Formal obedience classes are encouraged.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• Health Considerations: Dobermans are prone to certain health issues. Adopters should be financially prepared for potential veterinary expenses and consider pet insurance.
• Return Policy: If you're unable to keep your adopted dog, UDR requires the dog be returned to them, except in cases involving aggression or biting.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)

  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org