Introducing: Doberman puppy Lyric

PLEASE NOTE!!! FENCE required, application required, good pet care history required. We will check. To be considered you MUST read our policy and fill out an application.

Red Doberman | Male | 4 weeks old | Future World Ruler- Leader (or Sofa Emperor)

Name: Lyric
Age: 4 weeks
Sign: Chaotic Good
Special Skills: Wiggling with purpose, eating gruel with gusto, planning a puppy-led uprising

Do you feel like your life lacks structure, excitement, or tiny overlords in training? Meet Lyric, a red Doberman baby boy with BIG dreams, stubby legs, and no understanding of personal space. He’s four weeks old, just figuring out how walking works (spoiler: it’s mostly falling right now), and already strategizing how to take over the living room... then the neighborhood... then the world.

Why should you adopt Lyric?

Well, are you tired of peaceful mornings? Ready to replace your slippers with teeth marks and your schedule with naps, snacks, and sudden sprints? Lyric is here to change your life through the power of:

• Round-the-clock potty training adventures (He goes! You clean! Bonding!).

• Tactical Chewing Exercises – he's testing your furniture’s durability and your emotional resilience. This is elite training.

• Obedience classes where you learn to be more patient, and he learns to sit when there's cheese involved.

Lyric believes in equality: all shoes deserve chewing, all laps are for sitting, and all humans are potential snack dispensers.

He’s a visionary. A tiny, potato-shaped visionary who doesn’t know what a leash is but is 100% convinced he’s destined to lead something—maybe a pack, maybe a revolution, maybe just your household chores.

In return, you’ll get:

• A loyal companion who will stare at you while you pee (love is weird like that).

• Snuggles that feel like a weighted blanket made of joy.

• The proud title of “Parent to the Puppy President.”

Lyric’s Goals:

• Learn to run without faceplanting

• Conquer crate training like the noble beast he is

• Start a podcast about treat inequality

He’s not just a puppy. He’s a lifestyle. A commitment. A 8-pound motivational speaker who barks at his own reflection.

Adopt Lyric. Before someone else elects him. Or he elects himself. Either way, world domination is imminent, and you’ll want to say you knew him back when he was just a goo-covered baby genius learning to walk.

Apply now. Your future is Lyric-shaped. www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

All potential adopters must fill out  the adoption application. Please read our adoption policies page in its entirety before filling out application-failure to do so may delay the adoption process. Please answer all questions on the application, failure to do so may result in your application being denied. We do not adopt on a first come first serve basis but what is the best fit for our dogs.  We do give preference to homes with fenced yards. Puppies must live in homes with fenced yards. Those with no fencing must have a plan in place for daily activity and bathroom breaks for adult dogs. With the exception of Meet and Greets, y ou will not be able to meet our adoptable animals until the adoption application is submitted online and the home visit is completed. We will not place adult rescue dogs in homes with young children under 6 years old, with the exception of puppies 6 months and under, we will adopt to families with children under 6 years old, but a fenced yard is mandatory. Our dogs must live indoors with their humans and never left outdoors alone or in a kennel or yard unattended. You must be willing to use a crate and sign up for formal obedience classes. You must be 21 and own your home. We will not adopt outside of the USA. We will not ship our dogs. We will not adopt to anyone charged or convicted of animal abuse, child abuse, any type of felony.   

  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org