Introducing: Doberman puppy Lyric

PLEASE NOTE!!! FENCE required, application required, good pet care history required. We will check. To be considered you MUST read our policy and fill out an application.

Red Doberman | Male | 4 weeks old | Future World Ruler- Leader (or Sofa Emperor)

Name: Lyric
Age: 4 weeks
Sign: Chaotic Good
Special Skills: Wiggling with purpose, eating gruel with gusto, planning a puppy-led uprising

Do you feel like your life lacks structure, excitement, or tiny overlords in training? Meet Lyric, a red Doberman baby boy with BIG dreams, stubby legs, and no understanding of personal space. He’s four weeks old, just figuring out how walking works (spoiler: it’s mostly falling right now), and already strategizing how to take over the living room... then the neighborhood... then the world.

Why should you adopt Lyric?

Well, are you tired of peaceful mornings? Ready to replace your slippers with teeth marks and your schedule with naps, snacks, and sudden sprints? Lyric is here to change your life through the power of:

• Round-the-clock potty training adventures (He goes! You clean! Bonding!).

• Tactical Chewing Exercises – he's testing your furniture’s durability and your emotional resilience. This is elite training.

• Obedience classes where you learn to be more patient, and he learns to sit when there's cheese involved.

Lyric believes in equality: all shoes deserve chewing, all laps are for sitting, and all humans are potential snack dispensers.

He’s a visionary. A tiny, potato-shaped visionary who doesn’t know what a leash is but is 100% convinced he’s destined to lead something—maybe a pack, maybe a revolution, maybe just your household chores.

In return, you’ll get:

• A loyal companion who will stare at you while you pee (love is weird like that).

• Snuggles that feel like a weighted blanket made of joy.

• The proud title of “Parent to the Puppy President.”

Lyric’s Goals:

• Learn to run without faceplanting

• Conquer crate training like the noble beast he is

• Start a podcast about treat inequality

He’s not just a puppy. He’s a lifestyle. A commitment. A 8-pound motivational speaker who barks at his own reflection.

Adopt Lyric. Before someone else elects him. Or he elects himself. Either way, world domination is imminent, and you’ll want to say you knew him back when he was just a goo-covered baby genius learning to walk.

Apply now. Your future is Lyric-shaped. www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

United Doberman Rescue Adoption Process

1. Application Submission: Complete the adoption application thoroughly. Incomplete applications may be denied.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
2. We are 100% volunteer, please read adoption requirements BEFORE reaching out to us. 
3. Home Visit: A volunteer will schedule a home visit to assess the environment and discuss your expectations. All household members, including children, must be present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
4. Veterinary Reference Check: Provide contact information for your current veterinarian. All existing pets must be spayed/neutered, current on vaccinations, and on heartworm preventative.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
5. Meeting Dogs: Once approved, you'll have the opportunity to meet adoptable dogs in their foster homes. If you have a resident dog, consult with the foster about bringing them along.
6. Adoption Finalization: If a suitable match is found, you'll sign an adoption contract and pay the adoption fee. Due to COVID-19 precautions, same-day adoptions are currently permitted.

 Key Adoption Policies

• Age Requirement: Adopters must be at least 21 years old and reside in the home where the dog will live.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• WE do NOT ship our dogs ever!!!
• Children: Adult dogs are not placed in homes with children under 6 years old. Puppies may be considered for such homes if a fenced yard is present.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• Living Arrangements: Dogs must live indoors and not be left unattended outdoors.
• Training Commitment: Adopters should be prepared to continue training and socialization. Formal obedience classes are encouraged.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)
• Health Considerations: Dobermans are prone to certain health issues. Adopters should be financially prepared for potential veterinary expenses and consider pet insurance.
• Return Policy: If you're unable to keep your adopted dog, UDR requires the dog be returned to them, except in cases involving aggression or biting.(uniteddobermanrescue.org)

  We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at www.dpca.org